Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

21 success 4 successs

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your
happiness or misery.
Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Be forgiving of yourself and others.
Be generous.
Have a grateful heart.
Persistence, persistence, persistence.
Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
Commit yourself to constant improvement.
Commit yourself to quality.
Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or
prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect.
Be loyal.
Be honest.
Be a self-starter.
Be decisive even if it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret
the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
Take good care of those you love.
Don't do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud.
H Jackson Brown is also the author of the bestseller Life's Little
Instruction Book.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

JISKI AAKHON ME BAND KHWAB MERE HAIN

Jis Ki Band Aankhon Main Mere Khwab Hain
Jis Ki Sanson Main Bajte Rubab Hain
Labon Ki Pankkhari Jaise Gulab Hain
Jis Ki Zindagi Main Band Mere Sare Bab Hain

Woh Mujasma-E-Hayat Tum Hi To Ho
Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho

Jis Se Mansoob Mere Saare Arman Hain
Andaz Jis K Takabbur K Hashr Ka Saman Hain
Jis Ki Sadgi Main Husn Bhi Qurban Hain
Jis Ki Be Rukhi Pe Ye Saare Guman Hain

Woh Meh Parwar Haseena Tum Hi To Ho
Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho

Jab Hawa Tumhe Choo Kar Guzar Jati Hai
Aik Aag Si Seene Main Bharak Jati Hai
Tum Paas Nahi Hoti To Goya Zindagi Ruth Jati Hai
Quwat-E-Goyayi Jis K Samne Salb Ho Jati Hai

Who Naveed-E-Zindagi Tum Hi To Ho
Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho

Tere Peron Se Tapakta Who Pani
Teri Sheeri Zaban Ki Uf Woh Rawani
Tere Husn Pe Charti Be Khabar Jawani
Roshan Chere Par Damakti Aankhen Who Noorani

Who Shakar-E-Husn Tum Hi To Ho
Haan Woh Tum Hi To Ho
Woh aakhein meri to nahi phir bhi....
unki har dukh ko cheen lene ko jee chahta hai.....

woh aakhein meri to nahi phir bhi....

Monday, October 20, 2008

WORDS OF WISDOM .....

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

a different love letter

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.


A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,


Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.


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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?


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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile


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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song


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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know


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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know


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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded


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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them


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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose


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9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.


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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.


If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.


Eagerly awaiting your reply..


Love, Aakash


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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........


Aakash,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.


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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No


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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No


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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No


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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... right ?


(a) Yes (b) No


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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No


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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No


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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No


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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No


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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.


Hope everything is clear to you.


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Thursday, October 16, 2008

sweet heart

SWEET HEART....

when god was making hearts
he made a sweet heart
n among those sweet hearts ..
d sweetest was yours ..

on ur birthday

ON YOUR BIRTH DAY


on your birth day it was raining
raining raining and all raining ,
then i ranged god n asked
y it is so raining ..
then he said .. its not raining
it all v r crying
then i asked y so .. he said ..
because we have lost an angel ..
which is your friend now ..sittiting by your side

IMPORTANCE OF CHEMISTRY

IMPORTANCE OF CHEMISTRY

meri life ki history me chemistry bahut important part rakhti hai ..
na ye chemistry hoti na main chemistry ka student .
. aur naa hi hota chemistry lab me mere dil ka accident
lab ka tha wo first din
tabhi practical k waqt nazar ayi ek ladki khubsurat si naak uski
maano test tube jaisi
uski baaton me thi glucose ki mithaas
ethyl alcohol si thandi uski sans ka ehsaas
andhere me chamakti thi wo radium ki tarah
jab nazrein mili to reaction hua
love ka production hua
fir to lagne lage uske ghar k chhakar aise
maano nucleus k charo aur ho electron jaise
jis din test ka perfection hua \
usi din unke pitaji se hamara introduction hua
maano ignition tube se sodium k piece nikal pade ho ,wo bole hosh me aao
pehchano apni aukad iron kabhi nahi mil sakta gold k saath
ab unki yaadon k bina hamara kaam chalta nahi
zindagi ho gayi hai unsaturaed carbon ki tarah
bekar ghumte hain ab hum awara hydrogen ki tarah ..